Danger is Still Everywhere: Beware of the DogFunny Books
Will Docter Noel Zone’s second book tell you how to combat a CROCUUM*? YES
And reveal the secrets of the world’s greatest (and only) Dangerologist? THAT TOO
Has he written it yet? NO
Is it because he’s hiding in a wardrobe? MAYBE
Docter Noel is facing his most terrifying situation EVER – a little dog called Napkin has come to stay. That may not sound particularly dangerous, but every POD (Pupil of Dangerology) knows the only safe pet is a pet rock. So now Docter Noel is hiding in a wardrobe while Napkin wreaks havoc around the Dangerzone. And all the while Docter Noel is supposed to be writing his new VERY IMPORTANT handbook on Dangerology (Level 2).
That is until the Pet of the Year (POTY) contest is announced and Docter Noel hatches a plan. There’s only one problem. Serial safety-flouter Max WURST is the judge …
For Docter Noel, it’s never been clearer that DANGER IS STILL EVERYWHERE
*A crocodile that looks like a vacuum cleaner that lives under the stairs.
If you loved this book, try the first and third ones as well – Danger is Everywhere: A Handbook for Avoiding Danger and Danger Really is Everywhere: School of Danger!
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