The Completely Chaotic Christmas of Lottie BrooksFunny Books, New Books
From hilarious bestselling author, Katie Kirby, comes a brand-new Lottie Brooks story. This time it’s CHRISTMAS!!!Dear Santa,For Christmas this year, I would like:Two hundred KitKat chunkies (full-size not multipack)Baby Bella to not vomit on my presents like last yearA new brother who doesn’t fart on me and call it a ‘tasty air biscuit’Antoine (the Handsome French Boy) to surprise me on Christmas day in the style of a Netflix rom-comSparkly eye-shadowA new diary (I’m really getting through them!)Lots of love,Lottie Brooksp.s Please could you put a chocolate orange instead of a real orange in my stocking this year? Christmas is complete chaos this year! The whole Brooks family are visiting for the festive break, there’s a Secret Santa to organise AND Lottie has to prepare for her big performance in the Christmas play as the back-end of a reindeer. Will she survive the festivities intact?